You know those mornings where it's so hot you have a shower, go to the
kitchen, open the fridge, savour standing in the cool air for a few
minutes, see a half drunk bottle of lovely Verdelho from last night,
contemplate taking a swill from the bottle - after all, it must be
finished - you can't leave an open bottle in the fridge for too long -
it's Un-Australian, surely, and then think that you'd have to be a
true alcho to want to drink wine at 7am, so you spot a beer and think
about how nice it would be to crack open one of those, even though you
don't usually like beer, but it's so hot outside and the beer is cool
with bubbles in it, and it would even be nice to just rub the bottle
all over your body to cool yourself down and then you think that maybe
you've got some major issues so you reach for the orange juice
instead?