Thursday, 14 December 2006

Yeah, I'm pretty childish.

We get chocolate from our manager each Thursday.

He usually buys some milk chocolate and some dark chocolate to cater
to everyone's tastes (what a nice man).

Now, the Drama Queens at work can't stand dark chocolate and I can't
stand *them*, so I eat all the milk chocolate before they can get to
it (while they're not looking). Then they go to get a sugar hit from
the chocolate stash and go "omg! - There's only dark chocolate left -
gross!!!"

And I think "Hehehe - suck shit bitches, I got all the milk chocolate
*and* the dark chocolate and you guys get nuffin! Now go cry your eyes
out about some trivial matter like you usually do."

Yes, I do realise that this little pursuit of sadistic happiness is
probably making me fat and thereby defeating my purposes somewhat -
but dammit! I will continue to play games with their minds! I will!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Drama Queens get what they deserve...absolutely nada.

Anyway, if they can't appreciate dark chocolate, then more fool them.

Anonymous said...

Go Jezzy, breaking out and finding a way to "put a burr under the saddle" to irritate some "pond scum" makes for an occasional perfect day, a subtle, but knowing, smile, and a sense of "Job well done,...humanity is safe from drama queens for another day! :)

Mr. Guinness

Anonymous said...

That's evil, Jezzy! I'm so proud of you!!

I've never met a chocolate I didn't love.

Anonymous said...

All's fair in love and chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Vengeance is sweet... and creamy.

Canoes under my shoes said...

Can't stand dark chocolate???

You're right to screw with them.

general_boy said...

That's some nice work Jezzy! =)