We get chocolate from our manager each Thursday.
He usually buys some milk chocolate and some dark chocolate to cater
to everyone's tastes (what a nice man).
Now, the Drama Queens at work can't stand dark chocolate and I can't
stand *them*, so I eat all the milk chocolate before they can get to
it (while they're not looking). Then they go to get a sugar hit from
the chocolate stash and go "omg! - There's only dark chocolate left -
gross!!!"
And I think "Hehehe - suck shit bitches, I got all the milk chocolate
*and* the dark chocolate and you guys get nuffin! Now go cry your eyes
out about some trivial matter like you usually do."
Yes, I do realise that this little pursuit of sadistic happiness is
probably making me fat and thereby defeating my purposes somewhat -
but dammit! I will continue to play games with their minds! I will!!
7 comments:
Drama Queens get what they deserve...absolutely nada.
Anyway, if they can't appreciate dark chocolate, then more fool them.
Go Jezzy, breaking out and finding a way to "put a burr under the saddle" to irritate some "pond scum" makes for an occasional perfect day, a subtle, but knowing, smile, and a sense of "Job well done,...humanity is safe from drama queens for another day! :)
Mr. Guinness
That's evil, Jezzy! I'm so proud of you!!
I've never met a chocolate I didn't love.
All's fair in love and chocolate.
Vengeance is sweet... and creamy.
Can't stand dark chocolate???
You're right to screw with them.
That's some nice work Jezzy! =)
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