Doc-t's Meme

Okay, I've done enough of those ordinary "get to know me/ I'm to lazy
to write a proper post"-type memes. So here's one from the warped mind
of doc-t:

1:During sex, who puts the rubber pants on the duck, you or your partner(s)?

My husband. Not me. Not that I haven't tried, I just can't do it
without making him go "Ouch! You are hurting him!"

2: Have you watched "The Horse Whisperer" and LIKED it?

No - I refuse to watch or read things with the word "whisperer" in the title.

3: Do you ever drink a diet soda with any of the following? Doughnuts,
fried chicken, fettuccine alfredo, lasagna, candy bar, skittles,
burger and fries, a large steak dinner with a loaded baked potato,
fried shrimp, fried mars bar, wiener schnitzel with Pommes frites, or
lard?

Yes - diet coke with everything, thanks. I don't care that "Chicken
with extra chilli, small chips and large diet coke" sounds like I'm on
some self-deluded diet - I refuse to drink full-sugar soft drinks. The
thought of pouring all that sugar down my mouth seems so pointless -
it's not like full-sugar soft drinks are *that* enjoyable. Anyway, the
diet drink *does* make a huge difference to the total kilojoule
content of the meal.

I used to have a friend who thought I was insane for having my coffee
with skim milk while he had his with full cream and two sugars. But
look whose got the gut-spill now? It's not me, I tell ya. Every little
bit counts. Well, only if you don't make a habit out of the fast food
- if you're ordering the large fried meal with diet drink on a regular
basis, you're screwed. *And* you're on a self-deluded diet.

4: Who was smarter, Pinky or the Brain?

Pinky. The Brain knew he was smart, but Pinky really knew how to think
outside the square.

5: If you were a fictional character, which one would you be and why?
(clarification, which fictional character best describes the real you...)

lol - I wish I were Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. Except
that I'm not nearly witty, pretty nor impertinent enough. As for who
best describes the real me, I just can't think of someone right now.

6: Does your idea of a romantic evening involve any of the following:
Saran wrap, rubber bands, motor oil, a saddle, leder hosen, the
warden's wife, a hamster, a pogo stick, a komodo dragon, or a diet
soda?

Yes. After visiting the zoo during the day (komodo dragon), we'd go
horse riding (saddle) at sunset while sipping on diet cokes (diet
soda). We'd finish the evening having a stein at a German restaurant
(leder hosen).

7: When you were a kid, did you ever forget that you had put one of
your siblings in a dryer but remembered when you heard you mother
yelling "OH MY GOD!" and then ran away for while?

No - we dried our clothes on the washing line. But I *did* run away a
few times (although only down the road to my aunt's house) and I *did*
injure my brother a few times (although he's the one who picked me up
by the head when I was a baby because I was crying. He got into loads
of trouble for that one!)

8: Did you get your first kiss in a hurricane?

No. I was kinda drunk and it happened when I was lying on the grass at
one of my friends' birthday parties. lol - not particularly memorable.

9: If your partner falls asleep during sex, do you consider it rude to
go ahead and finish?

Not at all.

10: Have you ever gotten in trouble for putting Jello and ice in the toilet?

Nope. But it sounds like a good idea.

11: Which could you more easily endure... Four more years of G.W. or
diving head first into your own vomit and eating your way out?

lol! I dunno. He's not the leader of my country. As for our leader,
well, he's such a dork that I find him endearing. I couldn't care less
about the actual politics.

12: Have you ever walked home from work because you forgot you drove in?

No, but I've done similar things loads of times. I've walked home from
the shopping centre carrying shopping and forgot that I drove there.
I've gotten on a train and gone towards the city (my old route)
instead of getting on the bus to go to my new job (in a completely
different direction). I've worn my fluffy indoors slippers to work. I
do lots of absent-minded things, all the time.

Good meme, doc-t.