I am so bad at expressing myself verbally. So bad!
Everything seems so clear in my head.
In my head, I am as eloquent and expressive as a 17th century poet. Yet when I'm asked a question, say, in a meeting with everyone staring at me, I speak utter gibberish. Gibberish in pig latin even.
I don't even understand me!
I sound something like this:
"Um, when you um, get more, I mean, increase the dose of the thing, it doesn't necessarily reflect the, um, dose increase, like um, in a increased, regular fashion."
WTF?!?!
EDIT: "Poet" not 17 century "post"!
lol - thanks deemacgee - I said I was bad at expressing myself!!
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Me too! Lately I can't formulate a coherant thought in my head, though, let alone out loud.
What you said makes perfect sence to me...Then again i speak gibberish pig latin also so that must be it!
My posts are usually gibberish also as I hate editing...and in RL, well lets say you have to have known me for awhile before you understand what I am saying, or trying to say. Good thing the boy understands my piglatin gibberish Japanese...
Me in Japanese- Shun, what do you call, you know the rock that lives in the ocean?
His answer- Coral
See he gets me!
I get that way when I'm tired, intoxicated, or I have taken decongestants. I have no idea why decongestants send me to another planet, but that's most certainly what they do!
Oh how i hear ya!
I can write a pretty hot report too. No swears or bad spelling or anything!
But get me to talk in front of a group and i sound like a complete tard.
I'm torn between either:
"Yes, I understand you!"
or
"'expressive as a 17th century post'? What is she talking about?"
*giggles*
*runs*
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