Friday, 3 November 2006

waving it all about..

It's not a good idea to get your dick out and wave it around while
presenting an award during a live telecast.

It's even worse if you start pretending to wank the trophy.

I have no idea what Axel Whitehead was thinking during the ARIA music
awards, but I'm annoyed it didn't get broadcast!
It was probably the most interesting thing to happen at the ARIAs!
No one wants to listen to lots of self-congratulatory speeches.

So tell me:

Why do guys feel like they have to get their tonker out to wave about
whenever they have too much to drink? Why?

8 comments:

Kira said...

Wait...some guy whipped it out and waved it around??? Oh man! That's hilarious. Reminds me of Alex telling me that in one of the schools he went to in France, three guys got in trouble because they decided to settle the argument about who had the bigger dick by just...well, pullin' em out and comparing. They were noticed, so I guess they weren't TOO small :) And they were thrown out of class for it.

Only time I know women do something similar is here in the states, during Mardi Gras in New Orleans, women get drunk and flash boobs to get more plastic beads and crap.

Anonymous said...

Tonker...hehe. If I ever have a little boy I am so not going to teach him the real word for 'Penis' his will be called Tonker!!!

I don't know why guys think that but it is quite unusual. Also if you are a gf then they think it is even more find to get it out in front of you and ask for your opinion (Or maybe that was just my ex-bf's friends) One guy pulled it out and asked me what I thought of it now it was shaved??????? I am still scarred...

Men are just strange.

NWJR said...

I'm all for the "boobs for beads" trade--that's VERY equitable, IMHO, but I don't show my willy to just anyone.

Anonymous said...

Guys?
What guys?
Where?

(No, seriously... where?)

Anonymous said...

Whats a tonker?

I've go problems with waving hte mangalydoo around whenever I see fit.

Mangalydoo.

Is that the same as a tonker? ;)

Steve~

Steph said...

What a wanker. Literally.
Nobody needs to see your package, unless you're Orlando Bloom.Mmmmmmmmmm!

Canoes under my shoes said...

They need air.

Obviously.

C'mon, Jez.

Anonymous said...

Air? What, they're a snorkel now?