Wednesday, 14 March 2007

When I was a kid (meme stolen from Lulu)

When I was a kid, I thought 30 was middle-aged. Expect me to had a
mid-life crisis any day now.

When I was a kid, I led my Barbies in complex, day-by-day play, in the
manner of The Bold and the Beautiful or similar soap opera. I had one
male doll and the sole aim of every female doll was to have sex with
him. He got laid heaps even though he didn't have any genitals.

When I was a kid, I never thought I'd marry someone who I would daily
compete with in a loudest fart competition. (I always win.)

When I was a kid, I couldn't wait to fall in love and I couldn't wait
for someone to love me just as much as I loved him. It was going to
be spectacular. A passionate romance of epic proportions. I was such
a hopeless romantic.

When I was a kid, I fell totally and absolutely in love with Mr Darcy
from Pride and Prejudice. I still loves him!

When I was a kid, I had a huge crush on Captain Jean-Luc Picard from
Star Trek: The Next Generation. He was so sexy when he said "make it
so". Maybe that's why I married a bald man with an English accent.

7 comments:

general_boy said...

There's much in there to snigger at... and too much that hits a bit close to home!! =)

Kira said...

I'm so glad that your barbies had lots of sex too. That's a relief!

The Painted Sky said...

Jezzy, I think I've mentioned it to you before..... 30 is the thinking girl's mid-life crisis. Expect to go off the rails a bit, it'll be normal.

The rest I suspected, except the decibels achieved in flatulence ....

BarbaraMG said...

I have loved my 30's. So far it has been the most exciting time.


LOL @ fart contests. My ex and I used to this. I did one so loud once it has become legendary.He told our kids about it a few weeks back! Even though we are no longer together it will be a story we tell our grandkids.

Anonymous said...

phwoar Patrick Stewart. It's all about the voice...phwoar.

My barbies used to have a lot of sex too, only I'd get distracted and they'd still be in bed....hours later...and my family would pay the crap out of me about it!

deemacgee said...

Captain Picard!

I was a Doctor Bashir man, m'self... but I think you already know that.

Anyhoo... have a link:
Make It So

The Painted Sky said...

Jezzy,

Here is some info on Patrick Stewart ( Picard ) from the notorious "A-List" gossip file. Apparently, he's well hung :0

http://web.archive.org/web/20050913123307/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

"Stewart, Patrick. Reportedly temperamental, although not to his fans, who he is quite charming to. Said to pack one of the largest weapons in Hollywood. Hits on everyone in sight. Possible involvement with Whoopi Goldberg."

PS.... if you enjoy salacious gossip, check out the A-List link.